Controversy Surrounds Controversy About Controversy Over Controversy Over...
(as partially formulated by psychologist and poet RD Laing in his book “Knots”) They are playing a game about Bill Ward. They are playing at not playing a game about Bill Ward. If I show them I see...
View ArticleNew Book Claims Nixon Considered Assassinating Black Sabbath Members
For years one of the great mysteries in American political history was what President Nixon said in the missing 18-½ minutes of tape that was “accidentally” erased before it was given to...
View ArticleTony Iommi Undergoes Surgery To Reattach Original Fingers, Adds Two More
A Picture of Iommi Taken After His Recent Surgery After more than 40 years of playing and performing with his injury, Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi has finally reattached his finger tips, plus 2...
View ArticleA Hypothetical Review of Black Sabbath ‘13’
I was one of 60 lucky people who were able to hear the new Black Sabbath album ‘13’ on Wednesday at its premiere in Hollywood. Ozzy and I have been close since we served together in the Korean War...
View ArticleBat Bites Head Off Ozzy Osbourne At Black Sabbath Concert
In the most ironic attack in recent memory, a 500-pound bat attacked Black Sabbath vocalist Ozzy Osbourne, severing his head clean off of his body during a show last night in Los Angeles. Black...
View ArticleThe Guy From Universe Number Five Has Hobbit Feet
As I was walking to Walgreens on Friday, a carrier pigeon with seven wings landed on my shoulder. I opened the message in its talons and it summoned me to a cave 52 miles outside of Provo, Utah. I...
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